"can i trust you with my money?"

shitcoins are the epitome of degeneracy, just look at the grammar and images on this website! we're all for it. the only way to make money is to have a team behind the coin you're supporting with no interest in screwing you.

ta-da! we're them. why the hell do devs bail on their coin 1 hour after they listed it? either they really need $200, or they're scared they'll lose the money they put in by everyone ELSE rugging on THEM.

we trust you guys to buy and hold until the coin makes you rich, trust us to do the same. if either party sells for fuck-all profit then the system crumbles. we won't.

but just a blanket FYI: we're not financial advisors, we're not giving you investment advice, we're just happening to tell you what coins we made before we tell anyone else.

"was the website designer high?"

not quite! just having a good time, if you're looking for serious, or profits that make sense, probably look at traditional investing. shitcoins embrace casual, meaningless, bullshit, etc.

welcome to the future ig!